Tuesday, January 24, 2006
Martial Law Declared
With the advent of our Fuhrer seizing control of the government, we Canadians are about to experience a glorious age in our nation's, nay, EMPIRE's, long history.
This usurption of power, long awaited by millions of our unique Judeo-Aryan monotlithic society, will finally address the dire needs which plague our Fatherland.
Though it might distress some to see women still on the streets this morning, rest assured that it will not be long before they are back in their kitchens, fixing up recipes for fish and other foods associated with good breeding practises.
Those of the perverse homosexual persuation will be delighted to find themselves on an all-expense-paid vacation to Cuba to enjoy the lovely beaches and fine climate of an exotic bay tucked away on the southeast corner of the island. (With all the fun they will be having, we might not ever see them back ;) )
The Furher will also be expanding on its proposed child care program. The initiative, now caringly known as the "Harper Youth", will ensure future generations will appreciate -- and, yes, even love -- this great nation of peoples and those who choose to rule. (Please note: only children resembling those of our Fuhrer will be allowed to become a member of the Harper Youth.)
Our Fuhrer has not forgotten the downtrodden of our society, namely, our aboriginal peoples, who have been swept aside in the past as an afterthought along the path of progress. With his ascension, our Fuhrer will reopen the residential schools (to be renamed "concentration camps" so that the "participants" will concentrate their efforts on climbing out of poverty). Our aboriginal peoples will finally be able to shed their savage ways and turn their red skin to a moral hue of pale.
Finally, our Fuhrer pledges his Final Solution to the poverty crisis in Canada. The Canadian military will be ordered to "troop the storm" of impovershed sectors of major cities in order to eradicate poverty, no matter what the cost. This government will see the end of poverty, one way or another.
Indeed, this is a wondrous time to be a Canadian. Our pride has been restored, our agendas no longer hidden, our faith in ourselves redeemed. The future is as bright as a book-burning pyre and as tall as the Bush Monument (formerly known as the CN Tower).
God bless us all, and God bless Our Fuhrer.
This usurption of power, long awaited by millions of our unique Judeo-Aryan monotlithic society, will finally address the dire needs which plague our Fatherland.
Though it might distress some to see women still on the streets this morning, rest assured that it will not be long before they are back in their kitchens, fixing up recipes for fish and other foods associated with good breeding practises.
Those of the perverse homosexual persuation will be delighted to find themselves on an all-expense-paid vacation to Cuba to enjoy the lovely beaches and fine climate of an exotic bay tucked away on the southeast corner of the island. (With all the fun they will be having, we might not ever see them back ;) )
The Furher will also be expanding on its proposed child care program. The initiative, now caringly known as the "Harper Youth", will ensure future generations will appreciate -- and, yes, even love -- this great nation of peoples and those who choose to rule. (Please note: only children resembling those of our Fuhrer will be allowed to become a member of the Harper Youth.)
Our Fuhrer has not forgotten the downtrodden of our society, namely, our aboriginal peoples, who have been swept aside in the past as an afterthought along the path of progress. With his ascension, our Fuhrer will reopen the residential schools (to be renamed "concentration camps" so that the "participants" will concentrate their efforts on climbing out of poverty). Our aboriginal peoples will finally be able to shed their savage ways and turn their red skin to a moral hue of pale.
Finally, our Fuhrer pledges his Final Solution to the poverty crisis in Canada. The Canadian military will be ordered to "troop the storm" of impovershed sectors of major cities in order to eradicate poverty, no matter what the cost. This government will see the end of poverty, one way or another.
Indeed, this is a wondrous time to be a Canadian. Our pride has been restored, our agendas no longer hidden, our faith in ourselves redeemed. The future is as bright as a book-burning pyre and as tall as the Bush Monument (formerly known as the CN Tower).
God bless us all, and God bless Our Fuhrer.
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